Magic Tricks

I've made a living thru performing comedy magic and vent ,put all my boys thru college and two of them have went on in the family business ,one a noted mentalist and hypnotist the other works with me doing about 150 shows a year. Ok ,you get it...I've been at this for a while...long before dvd's, trick o' the week and just when I think I've seen it all some pimple faced kid fries me with a deck of cards...over and over again...and it wasn't til' I dropped a few bucks into his hat...grab him by the nape of his neck that he snickers
" Penguin dude...U M D" and goes on to his next victim.
dam dam dam !...just don't get caught slippin' em into your regular sat. nite game with the guys from your wifes orthodonist office ...maybe you won't limp out on to your next stage appearance..