I got amazingly annoyed at my friend once, and did some (messy) fiddling with a pen until I got it
so it would stay in the pen case. we were in class and teacher didn't get there yet, so I was like
"dude, i think my pen broke..." opened it up, "accidentally flicked it; pen hits him dead on his new
"kick-butt" shoes, which he claims are like the godliest ever. anyways, he just sorta sat there, and
I was like "oh,...um...erg..."; teacher got there about 25 minutes later (we kinda just chilled) my
friend was about ready to go to the principal, and started talking to his friend next to him,
forgetting about his shoe. 10-15 minutes later, teacher walks in, he stands up, in front of the
WHOLE CLASS, and says "look what David did! he freaking wrecked my shoe! thats like against the
school policy or something.....(whispering to me) dude...you are screeeewed..." class suddenly
bursts out laughing crazily, and teacher sorta lifter his eyebrows and said "uh-hu...now which set
of shoes would that be?" he just sorta looked down, and had this totally confused expression like
"the fu-....???"
i was truly recognized as a magician from that day forth (well, erm, 2
days ago >.<)
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