"Hey, I think our flip flops are in love!"
"...really, the intimacy they have -- exceeds
anything I've ever seen."
(Link)
(sing while holding the two flip-flops together: "I
love you, baby! And if it's quite alright, I need you baby...except you're a right flip flop and I'm
a right flip flop....and we need to go our separate ways..."
Return their flip flops.
"I
link other stuff, too."