This is a horrible feeling! I am very upset! So, why 5 stars? Because I mean “horrible” and
“upset” in the best possible way. I pride myself on my ability to put my own spin on commercial
magic and really make it my own.
Chris Funk has made this VERY difficult for me, because he
has already done it by creating IMO the best versions of these effects. I'm very angry with him!
With both GPS 2.0 and $1 Mystery, he has packaged complete routines that are very difficult to
make changes to and are way too easy to just put right into my show! I almost never just add 2
routines into my parlor show at a time. Now, a chunk of Chris's act has become my act, gosh darn
it! I was sold on the effects from the promo vids. I was sold by the humor he planted into the
routines, which was right up my alley... obviously... Also, they are so SIMPLE to perform and they
get GREAT reactions!
To make things worse, I just received Executive Clip which will be a
perfect addition to $1 Mystery. I did build a simple stand for the clip to be displayed on my
table, to make myself feel better. At least I contributed something...
Shame on you Chris for
doing all the work on these routines and providing me with several new minutes of quality
entertainment that went directly into my show! Shame on you! To get you back, I'm submitting this
mean review on both GPS 2.0 and $1 Mystery. I may even post it on Executive Clip.
You are hilarious and that really pisses me off. How dare you give this man only 5 stars when he deserves 10 , and then like a hypocrite, magically turn it into a great review. Some people are born to perform and I can tell by your review that you are one of them.