One of the best sets of lecture notes we have seen in years is Master Payne's SOMETIMES THE JOKES
ARE JUST FOR ME. The title has nothing to do with the substance of the notes - it is just an example
of Payne's quirky wit. We have seen Payne perform twice. He is a fine, fine performer and very
funny. He usually performs in character. He might be a Renaissance jongleur or a wizard or a mad
scientist. These notes give several examples of how Payne adapted standard tricks to fit his
character and shows photos of the props as he refigured and redecorated them to fit his theme. In
addition he gives the complete patter for several of his routines, most of them in character. It is
a fun, fun read. Even the footnotes (over 100 of them) are fun to read. But, best of all, for anyone
looking to branch out into character magic, or as Payne refers to it, "Thematic Thaumaturgy," this
is an informative and inspiring primer.
There is more than a little wisdom in these pages -
good advice on performing, Like Dayton's, Payne's thoughts are reminiscent of Fitzkee, but a lot
more fun to read than Fitzkee's and, because of that, I think more meaningful. Stuck in the middle
of the book (it should be referred to as a book and not "mere" notes) are 20 pages of sound thought
Payne calls, typically, "Totally Worthless." This is the most worthwhile part of the book!
Essentially this is his formula for developing entertaining routines that will make sense to the
audience, and thereby fool them (which is the essence of Fitzkee's third book Magic by
Misdirection), WHO are you? WHAT are you doing? WHY are you doing it? WHERE will you be doing it?
WHEN will you be doing it? HOW will you accomplish all of the preceding? As Payne says, the single
most important question you need to ask yourself when you set out to develop a trick or a routine is
WHY ARE YOU DOING IT? This, he says, taught him that props must have a reason to exist. He
demonstrates this by explaining the WWWWW&H of his multiplying bottles routine and his version of
Martin Lewis's "Technicolor Prediction" trick. You will also like what he does with the "Television
Card Frame." And his “Da Vinci Code" routine is worth the price of the book by itself!
The first 60 pages give a great blend of theory and magic. Every Oracle subscriber should read them.
The final 30 pages provide you with seven more tricks to do. As he says, "No themes, no stories,
just straightforward tricks.” Some of them even using cards. These include a card stab, a mentalism
effect using pizza, of all things, and his award winning "Tap Dancing Handkerchief” routine. In the
latter one a spectator is asked to play a flute while a second spectator attempts to catch a silk as
It "flies around the room.” However, the handkerchief vanishes and appears in the magician's other
hand This is tried again. The handkerchief vanishes again with the same result. The spectators
switch responsibilities. The handkerchief vanishes still again, but appears inside the flute. Alas,
we don't have Payne's great patter which really made the effect a winner. Guess we'll have to come
up with our own (Gaspl)
David Goosell