Magic Tricks

Nicholas Lawrence is not a human. He was sent here by aliens to destroy our brains.

This is no trick, it is Mgrbtylxtt (a word from his home planet Zornack that means 'destroy Earth brains).'

I was doing the effect effectively (I did a pun) within a couple of days. It's not that difficult, but start with a beer. I'm serious. He goes a mile a nanosecond. My advice is if you perform in bars, make certain the ladies have emptied their bladders. I'm not kidding. I'm REALLY not kidding.

Personally, I hope he doesn't sell many of these. I want it for myself. But, then again, I live in Oklahoma. Mostly, I perform for cows. So, you may buy one if you'd like. I'll hate you, but you can buy one for yourself.