Magic Tricks

My tinder profile says I am 6'1 and can do card tricks. But here's the deal, both of those things are a lie. I am 5'11 and can only do ONE card trick. Not tricks. My secret to not getting called out on dates is to only go on dates with VERY short people and after I do the 21 card trick, I will "accidentally" drop the cards everywhere, and start to cry because my new Star Wars Theory 11 cards are ruined. Little does my date know that that was the plan all along, as I can only do one mediocre card trick. Usually, this garners some sympathy for me, but almost never gets me a second date. And by almost never, I mean never. It's almost like lying and tricking my dates isn't an effective strategy. So, in an effort not to be a liar, I got Erik Casey's The Expression Test!

It wasn't hard to learn, and Erik was such a good teacher. He goes over everything very well that it gave me a newfound confidence in my magic! So much confidence that I find myself standing taller and, much to my surprise, I am actually 6'1 when I stand up straight! Who's the liar now???

On the last date I went on I decided to do the two tricks I knew, The Expression Test did so well that they asked me question after question about the trick. Once they realized it was created by Erik Casey, they left me and said they were going to find him and propose on the spot. So, Erik, if someone chases after you and proposes randomly, you're welcome!