Love it; but, needs a plot ...
Here's one - My “Chewing Evolution”
Before continuing,
let me take a break and share my chewing evolution with you.
Like most everyone, I started with
“Juicy Fruit”. It was sweet, fresh and juicy. Down the road, I decided to up my game with “Big Red”.
It was bold and cinnamony. But I got seduced by “double your pleasure”, and switched to
“Doublemint”.
Then, I flirted with “Winterfresh.”
As I got older, though, I began worrying
about cavities, so “Trident” took its place; but, it didn’t do it for me, so I decided to revolve
around “Orbit”.
Now, I’m left chewing this. [a toothpick]